Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Warning...contains nudity!

The invitation said "Dancing Girls" so I'm not sure why I was expecting something else. But  later this night I found myself just inches away from the most naked girl I had ever seen.

We were at a client's client function (even though were were a supplier, we wangled an invite) and the dancing girls originally came out in fairly demure crystal bikinis and helped serve drinks. Their costumes were amazing and their make up was immaculate. They said they were coming out later to do a performance and when they did, EVERYONE stopped.

They were actually burlesque dancers (I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I think it means less clothes than before) and they had changed into a crystal g-string, little stickers over their nipples, an elaborate pearl necklace and not much else. Oh, there was also a beautiful feather fascinator, but I'm pretty sure no one was looking at that.

I don't know how they managed to do a whole routine wearing pretty much nothing, I know I would have lost my nerve. They were awesome though and I loved the performance.

Makes my job seem a bit...lame.